Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
