How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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