How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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