Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Randomize
