if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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