I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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