Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Are my feet made of real feet?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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