Dude my mom stole all your condoms
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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