god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
