GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
