Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Is Oprah even human
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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