Say something about gay babies.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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