Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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