i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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