After last night, I could never be a politician.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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