So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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