Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
zippers are such a cool invention
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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