Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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