god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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