I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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