i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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