FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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