Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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