Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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