Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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