I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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