I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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