he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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