I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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