That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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