does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Randomize
