Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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