he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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