I'm really into asian looking animals
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
