You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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