i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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