Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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