Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Randomize
