My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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