My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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