so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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