make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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