is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Vodka?
Forever.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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