brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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