Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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