too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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