if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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