walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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