i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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