im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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